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Yet another gripe from a Software Developer: I really do wish people wouldn’t “Help Me Out”

Kevin Bacon is one cool dude. From his performances in The River Wild and Footloose, to the unforgettable Hollow Man, he constantly exudes ...Read more

The struggle of Software Requirements: Mass Spectrometry EIC Peak Aggregation vs. Time

Software developers have to endure many recurring frustrations. One of my pet hates is having to trawl through software requirement documents bloated out with ...Read more

Oracle Recursive With With Currywürste

At the age of 53 I have discovered the currywurst, a most delicious fast food found all over Germany. This food needs to be commercially ...Read more

UML in Software Development – how to not be taken seriously

Last week I received a requirements document that contained 42 pages of UML Use Case Diagrams. The document was useless - page after page after ...Read more

When you have to resort to statistics, you know it’s time to redesign the software, or throw it away!

Yesterday the system was running fun. Today it is slow. What changed? How many times has this damn question been asked? The answer is ...Read more

German Verb Conjugation

I am lead to believe that the key to learning a new language, once you have the foundations, is to find a topic that you ...Read more

CODA: A Noise and Background Reduction Method for Component Detection in Liquid Chromatography/Mass Spectrometry

The CODA algorithm has widespread use in the detection of 'real' peaks from noisy MS chromatograms. For example ACD Labs ChromManager and OpenChrom both cite CODA ...Read more

Oracle Execution Plan: Stability or Lability?

From statistics derived from data distribution and hardware performance measurements, and the SQL to be executed, the Oracle Cost Based Optimiser (CBO) is the ...Read more

Tenor Manipulation with LINQ and C#

In financial products, the term tenor has multiple usages but it is commonly it is referred to as the time remaining for a loan ...Read more

SQL Server to Oracle migration – déjà vu 002

Having migrated many systems from SQL Server to Oracle, I used to want to cry when I encounter this type of construct. [code ...Read more